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Swillmots Mailbag

Here's a chance for you to contribute.

Swillmot likes nothing better than sorting through your fanmail...

He likes it so much he has decided to post any artwork, comments, interesting views, hilarious/funny stories or jokes on 'swillmots mailbag'. so please get in touch

Swillmots Quote of the Month

'April'

You can take the Louise out of shepshed,
But you cant take the shepshed out of the Louise

Swills got bundles of mail from you guys!

Swillmots Joke of the Week...

...'Its a doozy'...

Q. "What do you call a one legged gingerbread man?"

A. "Limp Biscuit"

Swillmots Mail

I get some great humoures questions from you guys... but here on "Swillmots Mail" we deal with seriosu questions as well. Heres one from a distressed teen we will call "J.Pateman", no thats too obvious...ummm "James P".

Q. Hi swillmot, i keep wanting to listen to slipknot and wear black... should I?

A. No.

Hope that helps you friend.

Swillmots ScrapBook!

Heres some nice artwork from Chris, I like the way he used felt tip to contrast the white paper, Giving a really 'real' effect. Great technique Chris!

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